THE MYSPACE CELEBRITY PHENOMENON IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT CANNOT BE EXPLAINED. I SIT BACK AND ASK MYSELF" WHY DOES DEADLEE HAVE 6,000 FRIENDS, BUT JEFFREE STAR HAS 600,000?" I AM IN A CONSTANT BATTLE NOT TO HATE BUT TO CONGRATULATE. I DON'T LIKE HATERS, AND TO EACH HIS OWN BUT I GUESS I ENVY. ENOUGH OF THAT, I AM HAPPY WITH MY 6,000 BECAUSE THEY ARE TRUE DEADLEE FRIENDS THAT HAVE REACHED OUT TO ME. MYSPACE CELEBRITIES COURT THEIR FRIENDS AND TRY TO LIVE UP TO THEIR FAKE CELEBRITY STATUS. THERE ARE PLENTY OF THESE CELEBRITIES, BUT I WILL FOCUS ON THREE QUEEN DIVAS OF MYSPACE.
JEFFREE STAR - MODEL, SINGER, MAKE-UP ARTIST, AND POPULAR MYSPACE FRIEND. - JEFFREE IS A GENDER BENDING DRAG QUEEN WHO SINGS ABOUT CUNTS AND ICE CREAM AND PLASTIC SURGERY. I MET JEFFREE AT A MOVIE PREMIERE WHERE MY HOMIE, CLINT CATALYST, WAS TRYING TO GET US TO WORK TOGETHER. I GUESS THE LOVE CONNECTION WAS NOT THERE, ALTHOUGH CORDIAL HE/SHE WAS JUST A BIT ALOOF. YOU ARE A MYSPACE FUCKEN CELEBRITY, LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP!!, I AM KING- RAP- FAG -DEADLEE, KISS MY FEET YOU RED- HEAD- FREAK- ALIEN- Photoshopped CUNT BITCH.
I HAVE TAKEN THE TUPAC VOW -- I WILL NEVER GET A BIG HEAD AND I WILL BE ON THE SAME LEVEL AS MY FANS. JUST BECAUSE I GOT A VIDEO ON TV, I AM NO BETTER OR WORSE THAN THE NEXT PERSON. JEFFREE YOU ARE A BLOODY CUNT RAG WITH LITTLE OR NO TALENT, SO HOW DARE YOU CALL OUT PEOPLE WITH THE N-WORD AND PUTTING DOWN POOR MEXICANS. LOOK AT THIS YOUTUBE VIDEO! JEFFREE STAR YOUR 15 MINUTES OF MYSPACE FAME ARE JUST ABOUT OVER YOU STINKY DICK TRICK! http://www.myspace.com/jeffreestar
WHO'S YOUR DADDY?? I HOPE YOU SAID DEADLEE, BUT COMING IN WITH ALMOST 15,000 FRIENDS IS THE LATINO CHOLO DRAG-- DADDY!! IF YOU GO TO ANY GAY LATINO BOYS PAGE, YOU WILL SEE DADDY IN THE TOP 40. HE TAKES PICS AND MORE PICS AND MORE PICS OF HIMSELF -- CAN WE SAY SOMEONE IS JUST A LITTLE BIT VAIN? DADDY IS A GOOD LOOKING GUY, BUT ALL THE photoshopped AND QUEENY POSES MIXED WITH HIP HOP HEAD POSTURING HAS ME ASKING -"WILL THE REAL DADDY PLEASE STAND UP?" I SAW DADDY HAD TONS OF FRIENDS ABOUT A YEAR AGO AND THOUGHT MAYBE HE WANTED TO BE MORE THAN JUST A MYSPACE GAY BOY CELEBRITY, SO I INVITED HIM TO HOST A RAP SHOW. HE DECLINED, " I'M NOT REALLY INTO THAT" HE SAID. HE HAS BURNED A BRIDGE WITH DEADLEE, WE ARE GOING TO BATTLE IT OUT FOR MYSPACE SUPREMACY WITH GAY BOYS!- SO DADDY IS INTO DANCING BY HIMSELF BUT WHAT DOES THAT DO EXACTLY? HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS SOME DANCING TALENT, WHY NOT BE IN VIDEOS? HE EVEN TRIES HIS HAND AT RAPPING AND HE ISN'T HALF BAD. MAYBE HE WANTS TO BE A RAPPER AND I AM HIS COMPETITION? SO STEP UP TO THE MIC YOU MYSPACE PUNK! SHOWING YOUR FLAT ASS AND BIG WEENIE TO GET FRIENDS- BUT WHAT IS THE POINT? MAYBE I AM GETTING UPSET AT NOTHING, MAYBE DADDY JUST ENJOYS BEING ON THE COMPUTER AND HAS NO ASPIRATIONS TO BE A RAPPER, ACTOR OR DANCER. MAYBE DADDY IS JUST HAVING FUN AND DOESN'T WANT TO GET ANYTHING OUT OF HIS MYSPACE CELEB STATUS. WRONG-------DADDY IS NOW TRYING TO PARLEY HIS MYSPACE STARDOM INTO MONEY!
SIT AT THE COMPUTER WITH A DADDY MOUSE PAD, OR HAVE COFFEE IN YOUR MORNING DADDY MUG! CALENDARS, TOTE BAGS, JOURNALS.GOLF SHIRTS, COASTERS,DADDY CLOCKS AND POSTERS!! http://www.cafepress.com/daddylove WHAT IS THE FUCKEN POINT?? MAYBE I HAVE MISSED THE POINT- PEOPLE DON'T CARE ABOUT TALENT, THEY ARE JUST OBSESSED WITH CELEBRITY. I WILL STOP PUTTING OUT MUSIC, AND RAP TO YOU ON YOUTUBE! JUST PLAYING, I AM RAPPING MORE FOR THE LOVE OF IT AS OPPOSED TO THE ACCOLADES BUT HEY,
DO YOU WANT A HAIRY DEADLEE ASS ON YOUR MORNING COFFEE MUG?
IF DADDY GETS HIS OWN REALITY SHOW, I WILL QUIT RAP! I SEE IT NOW - A NEW DATING SHOW CALLED " WHO'S YOUR DADDY? YOUNG GAY BOYS WILL BATTLE IT OUT TO SEE WHO GETS TO TOP DADDY ALL UP HIS FLAT ASS! ANYONE HAVE DADDY'S NUMBER? I WANT TO PRODUCE THE SHOW!! LOGO AND VH1 WILL LOVE THE IDEA OF A MYSPACE CELEB DOING A REALITY SHOW. 
http://www.myspace.com/daddy1978
OH DAMN!! TILA TEQUILA HAS BEAT ME TO THE PUNCH! A SHOT OF LOVE WITH TILA TEQUILA IS MTV'S TOP RATED DATING SHOW. I REMEMBER ONE OF MY FIRST REQUESTS WHEN I JOINED MYSPACE WAS FROM TILA. I FELT LIKE SHE REALLY WANTED TO BE MY FRIEND. I WROTE TO HER, BUT DIDN'T GET A LETTER BACK. I WAS HURT AND DELETED HER, ONLY TO KEEP GETTING REQUESTED BY HER. I FINALLY GAVE IN AND WE HAVE BEEN "FRIENDS" SINCE. TILA NOW HAS OVER 2 MILLION MYSPACE FRIENDS. I CAN SINCERELY SAY SHE HAS GROWN ON ME LIKE TEQUILA SNEAKS UP ON YOUR ASS. I WAS WATCHING HER MTV SHOW AND I THINK I WANT TO MARRY HER. THERE IS SOMETHING SWEET ABOUT TILA, AND HER MUSIC ISN'T HALF BAD. TILA IS ONE OF THE FEW MYSPACE CELEBS WHO HAS VAULTED THEMSELVES OUT OF MYSPACE AND INTO A GENUINE CELEBRITY. http://www.myspace.com/tilatequila
I POKE FUN OF, JOKE, RAG ON THESE MYSPACE CELEBRITIES, BUT I ACTUALLY FIND IT REFRESHING THAT THEY EXIST. WHEN I WAS GROWING UP THERE WAS NO PLACE FOR A RED HEAD DRAG QUEEN, BALD MACHO/FEMME GAY LATINO, OR BISEXUAL HOT FEMME GIRL. THE INTERNET HAS MADE IT POSSIBLE FOR PEOPLE OUTSIDE THE MAINSTREAM TO BECOME CELEBRITIES. HOLLYWOOD AND THE NETWORKS CAN NO LONGER DEEM WHO WE SHOULD ANOINT A STAR. AS MUCH AS I DON'T UNDERSTAND THESE QUEENS OF THE INTERNET, I THINK IT'S A GOOD THING THEY ARE AROUND.
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